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Tango: Maureen
General Information
Sung By Mark and Joanne
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In the lot Mark and Joanne quickly find common ground in their shared experiences of the self-centered, unfaithful albeit irresistible Maureen.

LyricsEdit

Joanne:
Mark?

Mark:
Hey

Joanne:
I told her not to call you

Mark:
That´s Maureen what can I help since I´m here

Joanne:
I´ve hired a engineer

MARK:
Great!
Well, Nice To Have

JOANNE:
Wait!
She´s Three Hours Late

The Samples Wont Delay
But The Cable -

MARK:
There's Another Way
Say Something - Anything

JOANNE:
Test - One, Two Three ...

MARK:
Anything But That

JOANNE:
This Is Weird

MARK:
It's Weird

JOANNE:
Very Weird

MARK:
F**kin' Weird

JOANNE:
I'm So Mad
That I Don't Know What To Do
Fighting With Microphones
Freezing Down To My Bones
And To Top It All Off
I'm With You

MARK:
Feel Like Going Insane?
Got A Fire In Your Brain?
And You're Thinking Of Drinking
Gasoline?

JOANNE:
As A Matter Of Fact --

MARK:
Honey, I Know This Act
It's Called The 'Tango Maureen'

The Tango Maureen
It's A Dark, Dizzy
Merry-Go-Round
As She Keeps You Dangling

JOANNE:
You're Wrong

MARK:
Your Heart She Is Mangling

JOANNE:
It's Different With Me

MARK:
And You Toss And You Turn
'Cause Her Cold Eyes Can Burn
Yet You Yearn And You Churn And Rebound

JOANNE:
I Think I Know What You Mean

BOTH:
The Tango Maureen

MARK:
Has She Ever
Pouted Her Lips


And Called You 'Pookie'

JOANNE:
Never

MARK:
Have You Ever Doubted A Kiss Or Two?

JOANNE:
This Is Spooky

Did You Swoon
When She Walked Through The Door?

MARK:
Every Time - So Be Cautious

JOANNE:
Did She Moon Over Other Boys--?

MARK:
More Than Moon--

JOANNE:
I'm Getting Nauseous

(They dance)

MARK:
Where'd you learn to tango?

JOANNE:
With the French ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porters.
And you?

MARK:
With, Ninet Himelfarb, the rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.
It's hard to do this backwards

JOANNE:
You should try it in heels!

She Cheated

MARK:
She Cheated

JOANNE:
Maureen Cheated

MARK:
F**kin' Cheated

JOANNE:
I'm Defeated
I Should Give Up Right Now

MARK:
Gotta Look On The Bright Side
With All Of Your Might

JOANNE:
I'd Fall For Her Still Anyhow

BOTH:
When Your Dancing Her Dance
You Don't Stand A Chance
Her Grip Of Romance
Makes You Fall

MARK:
So You Think, 'Might As Well'

JOANNE:
"Dance A Tango to Hell"

BOTH:
'At Least I'll Have Tango'ed At All'

The Tango Maureen
Gotta Dance Til Your Diva Is Through
You Pretend To Believe Her
Cause In The End - You Can't Leave Her

But The End It Will Come
Still You Have To Play Dumb
Til You're Glum And You Bum
And Turn Blue

MARK:
Why Do We Love When She's Mean?

JOANNE:
And She Can Be So Obscene
My Maureen

BOTH:
The Tango Maureeeeeen

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